“There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is — in fact
— a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet
between love and hate.”
“The most successful marriages are based on lies.”
“All of those clever reasons were wrong.”
“…the answer…to life itself: Sex.”
“If you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything.”
“Welcome to the world. Everyone’s different, everyone gets treated
different. You try fighting that, you end up dying of TB.”
“You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a— I can’t think of a non-sexual metaphor.”
“Dying people lie too. Wish they’d worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don’t save it for a sound bite.”
“Mistakes are as serious as the results they cause!”
“There’s nothing in this universe that can’t be explained. Eventually.”
“Arrogance has to be earned.”
“The treatments don’t always work. Symptoms never lie.”
“If you talk to God you’re religious. If God talks to you, you’re
psychotic!”
